I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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