did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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