i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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