where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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