Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
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WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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