I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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