what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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