Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
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he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
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You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
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