Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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