he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
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There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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