So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
why do cheetos always look like penises
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
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