plz talk dirty to me
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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