1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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