her vagine was all disorganized.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
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