He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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