I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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