I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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