Dual....:-)
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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