i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
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I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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