She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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