I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
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but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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