No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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