You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
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I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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