Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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