i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Randomize
