Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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