i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
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dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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