I'm drive I can fine osifer
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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