I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
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You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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