my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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