IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
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