Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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