Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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