then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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