Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
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Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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