what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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