weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
splinters make it hard to masturbate
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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