I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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