I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
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I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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