dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
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I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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