she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
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