u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Farmville is her only friend.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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