3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Randomize
