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you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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