she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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