belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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