What tipped you off? The sombrero?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
