But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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