Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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