did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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