Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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