Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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