I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
