You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
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What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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