the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
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Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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